There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
Commitments the voters don’t know about can’t hurt you.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for.
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.