Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
For they conquer who believe they can.
He has not learned the first lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
And love’s the noblest frailty of the mind.
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
All the body wants to do biologically is decompose. Once you die, it’s, ‘Let me out here! I’m ready to shoot my atoms back into the universe!’
There is a pleasure in being mad which none but madmen know.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Too clever is dumb.
I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker sex’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.