A hypocrite is a person who – but who isn’t?
A sequel is an admission that you’ve been reduced to imitating yourself.
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.
There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.