The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.
If you don’t know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.
My background did not start with the East Side; it started with Greenwich Village, which is West Side.
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.
And malt does more than Milton can To justify the ways of God to man.
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second.
Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
Nature not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write.
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.