Elephants are contagious.
Elephants have the largest brains of any mammal on the face of the Earth. They are creative, altruistic and kind.
It’s hard for the donkeys to win the race if they’re going to carry the elephants on their backs.
I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.
The death industry markets caskets and embalming under the rubric of helping bodies look ‘natural,’ but our current death customs are as natural as training majestic creatures like bears and elephants to dance in cute little outfits, or erecting replicas of the Eiffel Tower and Venetian canals in the middle of the harsh American desert.